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Re: RE: Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:27 pm
by Coco
Donny osmond wrote:
Thus was I adorned today

You look great... Youre settled and wear what you want. A few questions though...
Are you growing a beard or just woke up late and couldnt shave?
Will your wife be seen with you in that outfit?
Do the pants or shoes complete the funkiness?
Im secretly praying you are wearing platform heels with goldfish in them, and a pimp hat / cane. Something leopard or zebra print.
Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:23 pm
by Donny osmond
Coco wrote:Donny osmond wrote:
Thus was I adorned today

You look great... Youre settled and wear what you want. A few questions though...
Are you growing a beard or just woke up late and couldnt shave?
Will your wife be seen with you in that outfit?
Do the pants or shoes complete the funkiness?
Im secretly praying you are wearing platform heels with goldfish in them, and a pimp hat / cane. Something leopard or zebra print.
Can't be arsed shaving more than once or twice a week.
Mmmm not sure if 'er indoors would he seen with me like that, I wear it to work but am much more conservative outside of work
It is a source of deep regret that my pants and shoes do not match the funkiness shown
Platforms with goldfish have just become my secret desire. I cant pull off a hat of any shape.
I love you
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Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:27 pm
by morepork
Please stop quoting that post so we are spared multiple iterations of Donny's crusty fucking neck.
Re: RE: Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:00 pm
by Donny osmond
morepork wrote:Please stop quoting that post so we are spared multiple iterations of Donny's crusty fucking neck.
Me being an Uncle McTom
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Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:20 pm
by morepork
Donny you dick.
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:35 pm
by bruce
Desperate Dan's skinny brother.
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:04 pm
by Mikey Brown
I quite like Edith Bowman, but I just heard her refer to John Favreau as a polymath because he can act, write and direct (apparently). It really pained me.
Re: RE: Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:21 pm
by Buggaluggs
Donny osmond wrote:morepork wrote:Please stop quoting that post so we are spared multiple iterations of Donny's crusty fucking neck.
Me being an Uncle McTom
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Are you using a dick-cam to take these pics? I spose its better than the usual dic pics I see.
Re: RE: Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:55 am
by Coco
Buggaluggs wrote:Donny osmond wrote:morepork wrote:Please stop quoting that post so we are spared multiple iterations of Donny's crusty fucking neck.
Me being an Uncle McTom
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Are you using a dick-cam to take these pics? I spose its better than the usual dic pics I see.
Apparently I need to find out which threads Buggs has been hanging around.
Looks like you shaved, Donny. Im sort of disappointed... Was hoping youd post something resembling a hipster beard in the near future so I could quote it a few times to get a rise out of Porky.
Re: RE: Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:46 pm
by Buggaluggs
Coco wrote:Buggaluggs wrote:Donny osmond wrote:
Me being an Uncle McTom...
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Are you using a dick-cam to take these pics? I spose its better than the usual dic pics I see.
Apparently I need to find out which threads Buggs has been hanging around.
Looks like you shaved, Donny. Im sort of disappointed... Was hoping youd post something resembling a hipster beard in the near future so I could quote it a few times
to get a rise out of Porky.
Wait. What?
Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:57 pm
by canta_brian
Buggaluggs wrote:Coco wrote:Buggaluggs wrote:
Are you using a dick-cam to take these pics? I spose its better than the usual dic pics I see.
Apparently I need to find out which threads Buggs has been hanging around.
Looks like you shaved, Donny. Im sort of disappointed... Was hoping youd post something resembling a hipster beard in the near future so I could quote it a few times
to get a rise out of Porky.
Wait. What?
Nudge nudge, know what I mean...
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:19 pm
by morepork
Grow up you juvenile wankers.
everybody lika da pork.
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:49 pm
by Coco
morepork wrote:Grow up you juvenile wankers.
everybody lika da pork.
..... Buggs seems to like it more than I thought.
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:22 pm
by rowan
morepork wrote:Grow up you juvenile wankers.

Morepork accidentally said something intelligent!
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:31 pm
by morepork
Like goldy and bronzy but made from iron.
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:39 am
by Coco
morepork wrote:Like goldy and bronzy but made from iron.
All guys say that...
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:39 am
by Discreet Hooker
Exhaustless Boy Racers .
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:09 pm
by bruce
Season instead of series
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:14 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
'Semester' (Or trimester) instead of 'term'. It takes all the sense of incarceration out of studying!
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:40 am
by rowan
Discreet Hooker wrote:Exhaustless Boy Racers .
Indeed.
bruce wrote:Season instead of series
Indeed. The concept as well as the terminology. In my day they just ran until the ratings dropped off or one of the main actors decided to quit (and they had to kill him off or something - his character, I mean)...
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:'Semester' (Or trimester) instead of 'term'. It takes all the sense of incarceration out of studying!
I prefer semester and trimester myself. Provides a more tangible sense of duration.
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:16 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
Does is? How long is a mester? I think you'd need some inkling if you were to stand by your argument that it gives any clearer indication of duration. As it is, it is yet another pointless Americanism that is creeping into use here.
If it were intended to mean what its original Latin root suggests, a semester would be six months - and I know of few students who would welcome that sort of tangible duration.
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:06 pm
by rowan
Well, a term is a bit more general and abstract. It could be anything. But with semesters and trimesters I know straight away I'm dealing with half or one third of the academic year.
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:29 pm
by morepork
I think of gestation period.
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:33 pm
by Which Tyler
My understanding is that mester comes from mensis, meaning month, so a trimester is a 3-month period, or approximately one academic term, a season or 1/3 of a human gestation.
A Semester would therefore be a 6 month period...
Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:34 pm
by morepork
It's not even October yet and here, in USandA, Halloween tat is starting to appear. I hate this cunting plastic festivity with all my heart. It's does infect mine eyes and poison my soul. Fuck it to hell.