Limericks

[Buggaluggs]

and such was his luck

[francoisfou]

He said « fuck it, no more anecdotes ».

[francoisfou]

There once was a lady from Leeds..

[Buggaluggs]

who caught a frog in the reeds

[Puja]

She hoped it was a prince

[Buggaluggs]

upon kissing, it winced

[francoisfou]

And hopped away at full speed.









A man from Virginia Water..

[Galfon]

brewed a rather unusual porter

[Buggaluggs]

with fresh urine, instead of water

[francoisfou]

His piss turned dark brown..

[Galfon]

and smelled out the town

[Buggaluggs]

I still drank much more than I oughta

[Buggaluggs]

And hopped away at full speed.








A man from Virginia Water..

Wait....I didn't see that. I rather messed that one up. Sorry.

[Buggaluggs]

An old man named Buggs ruined a rhyme

[Galfon]

after sucking too long on a lime

[francoisfou]

Which he’d put in his gin..

[Galfon]

with a wink and a grin

[francoisfou]

When his missus came home - just in time.

[francoisfou]

She said, « Buggs, you’ve been drinking too much »

[Puja]

"With limericks, you're losing your touch"

[Galfon]

" get back on that horse ! .."

[Buggaluggs]

and show no remorse

[Galfon]

"Just try and let go of that crutch."



A three-bollocked man from Devizes..

[francoisfou]

Was a regular winner of prizes..

[Galfon]

he'd put them on show