Limericks

[Tobylerone]

It`s a spiritual path..

[francoisfou]

So say the clan McGrath










In the Emerald isle

[Galfon]

Renowned for their strange barrell-roll.



The chief led the way with a jig

[francoisfou]

After having taken a swig

[Tobylerone]

Thon Buckfast`s a belter..

[francoisfou]

And made them all swelter..

[Galfon]

Not one of them could give a fat fig.



They went with the chant of 'Don't knock it !'

[Tobylerone]

Till you`ve tried a nice bit of Hogget..

[Galfon]

A Winter slow roast

[Tobylerone]

And some Penfolds to toast..


Bin 389

[Galfon]

the icon, frontierman Davy Crockett.



Big Bernie served nibbles on a platter

[francoisfou]

And fat Frida called in for a natter..

[Tobylerone]

They remembered their gym days..

[Galfon]

and the many easy lays

[francoisfou]

When her drawers were all of a tatter.









The vicar of Shoreham-by-Sea..

[Galfon]

liked to dry his cassocks on a tree

[francoisfou]

But a loose-bowelled bird..

[Galfon]

let rip undeterred

[francoisfou]

..with a look of absolute glee.






The old boy was clearly upset..

[Galfon]

seeing his garments so soiled and wet

[francoisfou]

Then he said, "mustn't grumble"..

[Galfon]

before starting to crumble

[francoisfou]

Then knocked on the door of Yvette







..Who was already in bed with the Dean!

[Galfon]

his vestments always spotlessly clean

[francoisfou]

But an hour with Yvette..