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Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:10 pm
by francoisfou
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
BBD wrote:its a slippery slope
What is Ho Chi Minh covered in peanut oil?
Serj, I do believe you're thinking of Sumo Sue of Saigon and her predilection for goose grease, who has more than ample slippery slopes.

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:29 pm
by francoisfou
Back on topic, Jackson could be on his way to Perpignan - champions of proD2 and in the Top14 next season.

https://www.rugbyrama.fr/rugby/transfer ... tory.shtml

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:49 pm
by Spiffy
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
BBD wrote:its a slippery slope
What is Ho Chi Minh covered in peanut oil?
Well that's one slant on it.

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:51 pm
by Spiffy
francoisfou wrote:Back on topic, Jackson could be on his way to Perpignan - champions of proD2 and in the Top14 next season.

https://www.rugbyrama.fr/rugby/transfer ... tory.shtml
Any idea what his pay packet would be there?

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:12 pm
by BBD
in euros probably

he won't have a clue poor fella

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:23 am
by francoisfou
30€ a day + beer money, I would imagine.

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:04 am
by Banquo
francoisfou wrote:Back on topic, Jackson could be on his way to Perpignan - champions of proD2 and in the Top14 next season.

https://www.rugbyrama.fr/rugby/transfer ... tory.shtml
confirmed by beeb

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:02 pm
by BBD
and for those of you viewing in Black and White

(google translate is your friend)

"According to our information, the officialization of the arrival of Paddy Jackson (26 years, 25 selections) at Usap is only a matter of time. Contacts between the Catalan club and the Irish international are very advanced. Both parties would have even reached an agreement at the beginning of the week.


The talented opening half has just been released by Ulster, after feeding the news columns, and was looking for a new challenge to revive his career. It should commit for at least a year."

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:11 pm
by francoisfou
Paddy Jackson should have a nice warm welcome when he goes to Connacht in next season's Challenge Cup.

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:23 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
Warm? Ye've never been to Galway in the winter, then?

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:35 am
by francoisfou
I went on an Easter rugby tour to Galway, Westport and Athlone many years ago and they tell me that it was cold and wet. The Galway people, however, were very welcoming and the hotel barman went home at midnight and told us to serve ourselves!

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:34 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
Athlone! Holy feck. We don't even send child molesters to Athlone. Its worse than Birr.

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:11 am
by francoisfou
Doesn’t BBD live close to Birr?

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:59 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
He lives in the English equivalent of all the world's Birrs - Lancashire.

I think he is actually Johnny Vegas and only masquerading on here.

I am actually Chubby Brown.

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:38 pm
by mcshinnertheligind
I am in fact Bernard Bresslaw

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:53 pm
by BBD
One of the funniest things on YouTube but NSFW




Jonny Vegas, ligind

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:10 pm
by francoisfou
Jackson is playing for Perpignan this evening in a « friendly » against Stade Toulousain, and the Frog press is expecting him to shine. We’ll see.

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:46 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
How'd the wee ginger ballix get on?

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:02 am
by Adder
So far, the only info I could find was that USAP beat Toulouse 21-19.

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:08 am
by francoisfou
Merci, Adder. I've tried to find the score but failed miserably. I read that Perpignan were going to field a different XV for each half, and according the Stade Toulousain website a group of 31 players were travelling to Perpignan.

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:50 pm
by Spiffy
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:How'd the wee ginger ballix get on?
According to the Indo, he played the first half, played confidently and booted conversions from both touchlines.

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:45 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
Hmmmm? Slotting one from either side. Has this story gone full circle?

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:37 pm
by morepork
There is a table in hell for you shrewsby menace. Would sir care for some garlic bread?

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:31 pm
by BBD
he was able to put it across from all angles apparently

could we see the wine menu please?

Re: Jackson & Olding

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:01 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
Balls deep 'e was, in't carp!